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Don't know when I would need this but I want it!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Suppose you could spray it on your face and then slag off a girl in a club hoping that shows her drink round you, then you get to stand there dry as a bone looking invincible...until she smacks you in the face.

    [video=youtube;7is6r6zXFDc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7is6r6zXFDc[/video]

    [video=youtube;YqGkC5uJ0yM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqGkC5uJ0yM[/video]
     
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    Medro, Nov 17, 2011
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    A duck.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 18, 2011
  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A golden shower party? Or is that defeating the purpose?
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 18, 2011
  4. Southsideblue

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    would be good for the trainers.

    surely some dodgy website you can get it off....
     
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    Southsideblue, Nov 18, 2011
  5. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Wow. Amazing.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 18, 2011
  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I think M&S does a range, hardly the club goer fashion though, technologies been out for a while just no one seems to want to implement it.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    what about dog **** ??? its highly unlikely im going to step in ketchup or coke walking down the street
     
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    Hash., Nov 18, 2011
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I saw this before. if it's cheap I'll be buying it. all my trainers get ****ed on a night out. <grr>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 18, 2011
  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I looked into this won't work.

    Would mean going to the bathroom every so often and washing your puss.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    You stylish bastard.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 18, 2011

  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    what can I say <cooldude>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Nov 18, 2011
  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Holty could use them for his chinos when he's knee deep in clunge
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 18, 2011
  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We could all learn lessons from the Holtmeister.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  15. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Indeed, he should get a sticky thread dedicated to him so he can teach us all how to be mad shaggers
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Nov 18, 2011
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and to be cool as ****.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Samaxe could maybe learn a thing or two from Holt, or maybe it is Holt that Sam fancys, sorry had a crush on.
     
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    monacoger, Nov 18, 2011

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