Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I've had the ****s for 6 weeks.

Never mind . . . . they go back to school next week

 

I keep having a dream that I am a horse.

That's five nights on the trot now.

 

Little John was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter.
He and his friend went outside to play in the snow.
After about an hour, his friend’s mother called them back inside and had them remove their wellies and gloves.
John’s friend’s mam was a tall voluptuous, woman who would warm her son’s hands by putting them between her thighs.
So as usual, when her son came in from playing in the snow, she asked if his hands were cold, to which he replied “yes”.
She then put them together and stuck them between her warm thighs.
After a few minutes, she asked
“are they warm yet?” and the little boy said “yes”.
John watched his friend and waited for his turn.
His friend’s mam then asked him if his hands were cold, to which he replied, “yes”.
So she took his hands, put them together and stuck them between her thighs.
After a few minutes, she asked if his hands were “warm yet” and he said “yes”.
So she took them out.
John continued to stand there with a grin on his face when the mam asked
“well, what is it now, John . . . . what’s wrong ? John looked up at her and replied:
“My ears are cold, too”