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The award of "Tool of the year" goes to....Nigel de Jong

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  1. BenniArfa

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    Bring both on just to make sure.
     
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  2. Why aye Cabaye

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    They could tackle de Jong simultaneously, it'd be beautfiul.
     
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  3. Masanari

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    And then bring Harper back from his loan to elbow drop him.
     
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  4. Why aye Cabaye

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    Carlesberg don't do leg breaking football tackles....but if they did.........
     
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  5. BenniArfa

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    Or we could just run over him with the team bus
     
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    BenniArfa, Nov 17, 2011
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    A rare, natural phenomenon - the Perch Smith collision. It might cause a black hole though.
     
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    Smudger, Nov 17, 2011
  7. Tino's Machine Gun

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    Eh, I heard that De Jong did actually send a letter of apology to Ben Arfa but not until about three months after the incident.
     
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  8. Why aye Cabaye

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    Expect Professor Brian Cox to cover it on the next 'wonders of the universe'. Awe inspiring stuff.
     
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  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Okay so a Smith and Perch tackle, then a Harps elbow drop followed by Tiote standing over him laughing
     
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  10. Why aye Cabaye

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    Heaven.
     
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  11. Smudger

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    Just a Tiote tackle will do actually, probably kill the ****er. Shame Tiote's out.

    Ben Arfa first goalscorer @ 16/1, it's written in the stars...
     
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  12. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I'd love to see Smith whack out some of his patented Greco-Roman wrestling and do some eye gouging on De Jong...would be spectacular! <ok>
     
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  13. Why aye Cabaye

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    Written in the stars....but stingy as **** odds if you ask me.
     
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  14. Smudger

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    Cant argue with stars though.
     
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  15. Blue harvest

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    As the tackle deprived us of our most potent attacking threat for the season, surely a similar fate for City is only karma!!

    Pardew's instructions to Alan Smith,
    "Alan, get on that pitch win the ball a few times, nothing to tasty mind, then in one motion take out de Jong, Silva and Nasri whilst also winning the ball and causing it loop over Joe Hart for your first goal for the club!! Do that and there's not only a new contract but we'll name the stadium after you!!"
     
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  16. BenniArfa

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    Coloccini to score in a Newcastle win is 100-1! You never know, he likes having a go and is always in the mix for corners....might hoy a quid on that one.
     
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  17. Why aye Cabaye

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    Hmm, that would be worth a small punt....
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Nov 18, 2011
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