For a laugh, next time you go into a supermarket to get loads of booze and ***s, get a packet of nappies as well. When the cashier tells you how much it is, tell her you don't have enough...........and put the nappies back.
I met this strange woman at the pub last night, and we went back to her place to have sex. I don't know if any of you know what a "screamer" in the bedroom is? Well, she had never been with one before, and it really freaked her out.
