That's because none of you comprehend that it's all done with a huge dose of irony. Or should that be MASSIVE dose?
Sheffield United going for the least amount of possession in PL history. (currently 16%, need to get sub 17.1%) ..and they might get a point of M.City too!
Trent is very lucky that foul occurred in Newcastle's half. Any further up the pitch and he's off. As it is he's got a very long time on a final warning.
I hope Virgil gets a big ban for his clear abuse of the ref here. I am already picking up that premier league stars and officials are not being impacted the same by the new rules.