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    Time to cash in Mrs Parkinson
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    I suppose Parkinson was good but he irritated the life out of me. The first Professional Yorkshireman
     
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    An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear
    "Give us a kiss, luv!"

    "No!", replied the nurse

    "Oh go on!", said the man

    "No!", replied the nurse again

    "Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?"

    "For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be ****ing you off!"
     
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    I was watching Mary Poppins and thought surely those chimney sweeps could make more money as professional dancers
     
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    While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and cool in front of an air-

    con unit costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 70" smart TV that costs £4,000

    Right now, I'm happy, with no worries and not a care in the world, not even the employees at John Lewis, who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day
     
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    I got sacked from the soup kitchen last night
    All I said was, hurry up some of us have homes to go to;)
     
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    Never understood why they class Harold Shipman as one of the worst serial killers ever....ffs how many do you have to kill to be considered the best
     
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    oldschool, Sep 4, 2023
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