I accidentally dropped a load of Viagra tablets on the floor shortly after taking one. I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.
It's just taken me an hour to drive down the narrow roads to St Andrews ... ... a bloke on a horse, wearing a tricorn hat, was holding everyone up.
I was watching Mary Poppins and thought 'surely those chimney sweeps could make more money as professional dancers'
I ordered a book called how to scam people. I paid £60 for it three months ago and it still hasn’t arrived.
I will post this on here, as I nicked the idea from here.....months ago. Went to metrocentre IKEA today, car park was chokka. Drove round for ages looking for a space, and seen a car parked over two spaces. I saved an image from on from here, and printed some off....and finally got to to use one. These are two genuine pictures I took today.