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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by KippaxKid2011, Nov 17, 2011.

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  1. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    No Tevez...........................No Robinho.......................Oh wait, money isn't everything apparently
    <doh>
     
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    LTF, Nov 17, 2011
  2. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    why are nuns called nuns
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Nov 17, 2011
  3. overseasTOON

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    Because penguin was already taken?
     
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  4. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    God Knows!
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hmmm, these would lovely with the cuppa I'm enjoying now. I love muffin. In all senses.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 17, 2011
  6. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Gotta love the KippaxKid2011 always the complete ****er
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Nov 17, 2011
  7. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    because they get nun ........................<run>


    A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at
    the door. When he answers, a tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives
    him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.

    A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is
    a second tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick
    and off he goes.

    There is a third knock at the door, and a third tramp. The landlord
    says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

    "No, a straw."

    The landlord gives him a straw but is curious why he wants it, so he
    asks the tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

    "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone
    already."
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Nov 17, 2011
  8. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    I might make some homemade chocolate cornflakes.
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Nov 17, 2011
  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Because nun of them have seen a big pair of hairy bollocks dangling in front of them.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 17, 2011
  10. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    KippaxKid?

    Shouldn't you be a Leeds fan?
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 17, 2011

  11. Shola's Scissor Kick

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    He was, circa 2003.
     
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  12. Beatski

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    aha, kippax is a place (i googled it after reading your post).

    sounds more like a sanitary towel for when you're asleep
     
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    Beatski, Nov 17, 2011
  13. biggeordiedave

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    <laugh> Get yourself on Dragon's Den!
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 17, 2011
  14. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Ok I'm gonna put this out there, I think we'll win. Had a dream we would and I have a really good feeling.
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Nov 17, 2011
  15. P.T.N

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    I always felt they were on a similar par with Newcastle fans. Great supporters, with mediocre teams <laugh>

    But, like you say. Alot of their fans have just turned into ignorant tossers. If we ever got mega bucks, like City. I hope our fans stay the same way.
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    " And the winner of this year's muff diving championship goes to Warm Pouch(rapturous applause....<applause>)"

    "Congratulations Mr Pouch, please accept this prize and keep on diving, remember there's no muff too tough"


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  17. biggeordiedave

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    Nope, I wouldn't give other supporters the time of day because I'd clearly know more about football since I support the richer team.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 17, 2011
  18. Magpie Fozz

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    Dare I say OT is our lucky rabbits foot when he bakes his muffins on match day :)
     
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    Magpie Fozz, Nov 17, 2011
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    Kippax is a **** hole.... I would rather live in Selby! :bandit:
     
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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    If that was the team you would put out, is it just me or are there some juicy weaknesses there?

    Garry Barry; a very podgey player, by which I mean he lacks the dynamism of a Scott Parker and the attacking threat of a now decrepid Lampard...
    Dzeko; certainly has very good attributes, but he's incredibly hit and miss...
    Lescott; **** me is this chap ugly, and his play is usually aswell, sometimes he's prone to sloppiness...
    Richards; Should be ahead of Johnson and battling Walker for the England RB role, but his explosive play renders him a defensive liability on occasion.
    De Jong; Is Yaya Toure unfit? Surely De Jong is inferior?

    Basically, I think if these players are on the underperforming end of thier extreme polarities, you'd say we have a decent opportunity of nicking a goal and then holding a stand cowardly Custar would have been proud of... What's more, their formations tend to be attack attack attack or very boring and defensive zzzzzzzzzz, with little middle ground.... Either of these would tacts against us, if we were to get into the game, would surely allow us room play our football.... and we have pace too...

    Don't get me wrong, massive challenge, potential thrashing, but people have said that before to us already this season...
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 17, 2011
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