I had the same wise advice, now past caring. The shorts and shirt are passable but the red trunks held together by Mrs Jab's skill with needle and thread.
Last year, due to a washing machine issue, we were behind on laundry so I had resorted to wearing a pair of my wife's purple boy short style pants. Guess which day I got knocked off my motorbike? Yes, and I had everything except them cut from me at the roadside in Botley High St. Paramedics, witnesses, passing traffic, Uncle Tom Cobley and all couldn't fail to notice them. 11 months later and I've just about lived it down.
I find some of Mrs Jab's frilly french underpinnings very comfortable and couldn't give a flyer if all is revealed.
Depends if they boo. Doesn't matter if there are two people in every seat if they jeer when the keeper catches the ball (as they did to Fraser);. I'm going with Onionman Jr so there will be at least two boo-free seats. Vin