Old chubby brown joke Bye you're a big girl A big girl A big girl There's no need to repeat yourself I didn't it's an echo
There’s no chance of me giving you a baby? No, I’ve had the coil fitted. The size of your fanny you could have had ****ing carpets fitted!
"Pint of beer, please." "There you go. £3.90." "Thanks. Erm, is there room to put some lemonade in with it?" "Yeah, sure." "Well...fill it with f*cking beer, then."
I was just thinking how annoying it is when you've forgotten someone's name but you've known them so long it's really embarrassing to ask. How lucky I was when the guy in front of us said,"Do you, Deborah, take this man to be your lawful …