Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

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Old chubby brown joke

Bye you're a big girl
A big girl
A big girl
There's no need to repeat yourself
I didn't it's an echo

 

Saying it twice makes you look like a right fanny

 

There’s no chance of me giving you a baby?
No, I’ve had the coil fitted.
The size of your fanny you could have had ****ing carpets fitted!

 

My Doctor told me to always have 5-a-day
My right arm is killing me !!!

 

"Pint of beer, please." "There you go. £3.90." "Thanks. Erm, is there room to put some lemonade in with it?" "Yeah, sure." "Well...fill it with f*cking beer, then."

 

I was just thinking how annoying it is when you've forgotten someone's name
but you've known them so long it's really embarrassing to ask.
How lucky I was when the guy in front of us said,"Do you, Deborah, take this man to be your lawful …

 

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