I suppose Parkinson was good but he irritated the life out of me. The first Professional Yorkshireman
An old man was in hospital. Lying in bed, he leaned over to the pretty young nurse attending to him and whispered in her ear "Give us a kiss, luv!" "No!", replied the nurse "Oh go on!", said the man "No!", replied the nurse again "Please!", begged the old man, "Just a quick peck on the cheek?" "For the last time, no!", said the nurse, "I shouldn't even be ****ing you off!"
I was watching Mary Poppins and thought surely those chimney sweeps could make more money as professional dancers
While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and cool in front of an air- con unit costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 70" smart TV that costs £4,000 Right now, I'm happy, with no worries and not a care in the world, not even the employees at John Lewis, who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day
I got sacked from the soup kitchen last night All I said was, hurry up some of us have homes to go to
Never understood why they class Harold Shipman as one of the worst serial killers ever....ffs how many do you have to kill to be considered the best
