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  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    A brave shopkeeper has chased off an armed robber with just his labelling gun. The culprit now has a price on his head.
     
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    Saf, Aug 9, 2023
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    My psychiatrist said I was crazy, I said I want a second opinion, he said, ok you're ugly as well.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Aug 11, 2023
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It cost me £1 to put air in my tyres, it used to be 20p. That's inflation.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 11, 2023
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Not a joke, but still funny

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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 11, 2023
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 12, 2023
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 12, 2023
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 14, 2023
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    DMD, Aug 15, 2023
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    #130
    monacoger, Aug 15, 2023
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  11. DMD

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    It must have been burned to **** all, cos I can't see it. I think my delivery was better. :afro:
     
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    DMD, Aug 15, 2023
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    To be fair I posted it on the old firm page
     
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    monacoger, Aug 15, 2023
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    Don't be fair, where's the fun in that? <diva>
     
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    DMD, Aug 15, 2023
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    All's fair in love and war.

    The end justifies the means, especially at sea.
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 19, 2023
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  18. pompeymeowth

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    It's a pair of titties
     
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    No it’s not, it’s Spider-Man.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Aug 20, 2023
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    :huh:
     
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