Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Think you said that about Arsenal last season

 

@luvgonzo you got anymore of those fantastic predictions.

 

How much would Brighton want? Surely £100 million

 

If they wanted 110 for that other lad?

£150m?

 

I went into Sports Direct on Tuesday and asked for some condoms and KY jelly:
"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.
On Wednesday I asked for a dual action 12 inch black dildo, some anal beads and a gimp mask.
"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.
So, on Thursday, I went in and asked for some love eggs and a whip.
Always with the same reply.
Today as I went in, the assistant took me to one side and said. "Mate, you keep coming in and it's getting embarrassing you know we are a sports shop, what the f*ck do you really want?"
I summoned up all my courage took a deep breath and said. "Can I have a Newcastle home shirt please?"

 

Coutinho still plays for Villa, wow.

 

5-1.

 

@Peej

 

Well I never saw this result coming, Villa have been totally butchered.

 

Hoped for a 2-1 fight for our lives tbh.

It's been a complete massacre this second half, we are the real deal

 

We want another

 

Fell apart without Mings on the pitch. Could have been 7 or 8 what I’ve seen of it.

 

Top of the league

 

Until Haaland casts his eyes on us and we melt

 

Bring the ****ers on

 

Newcastle when City and Haaland have had enough

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Not sure what sort of side they’ll play against you. They’ve got a big game in Europe just a few days before they play you.

 

Don't forget guys, Bayern Munich are on now on SKY Sports Football, Kane is on the bench.

 

I'll shut the **** up in future.

 

Hm, no idea either.

Hopefully the under 12s