The Northern Irish word for "now". The only known word with all 5 vowels in. Twice. They. Were. AWESOME!!!!!!!
Hahaha FFS! I'm off to the pub! P.S. You should really have said, in a Roy Walker voice, "that's good, but it's not right"!
Everyone leave Sam Axe alone!! Whether hes a gay boy or not, hes one of the funniest and nicest people on here. So lay off. I missed the last 20 mins of the England match yesterday because I watched it in the local wetherspoons and pulled a right fit girl there lol. Went back to hers as couldnt take her back to mine as my Mother and Father ban me from bringing them back to my house. Even though its massive and they probably wouldnt even know she was there. (My parents house id bloomin huge lol) My Dad is gonna buy me my own place soon though so all sweet. Anyway, I digress, went back to this girls and she was into really weird sex stuff. Made me dress up as John Parrot in full snooker bowtie suit and wig. Apparently that really turns her on. So I did and it was good, not great. She kept on saying "use that cue" and weird stuff like that. We then watched old question of sport clips after, which reminded me of medro and the rangers co as Ally Mccoist was on it. Anyway, went back to the pub about half 11 after to re meet up with my mates who were all plastered and were going what a lad you are, you ****ing lad and I just said, smooth as you like - yeah, whos the boss? Me dudes, wheyyyy. Then went out on the lash on a Tuesday!!!!! Insane stuff, most of the normal clubs were closed but a couple of new ones - got ****ered. didnt pull again that night though as was too drunk and already did it once that eve so not thgat hrny. Then I went hoe and had a bath ready for work, so could get up later. My bath was ok I guess, water was hot and had a Norwich city sponge. Good night out all round! Doing same again on Thursday - prelashing before the release of twilight, sneaking a bottle of vodka in to watch it. See a great film and then out on the lash with the lads. Might get a haircut on friday then seeing norwich play the campest football club in England on Saturday. Good week
