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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eddieveeee, Nov 16, 2011.

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Tag: Toby takes it deep
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 16, 2011
  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It keeps getting better too <laugh>

    'Ma Ma, can Sean stay in my house tonight'
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 16, 2011
  3. Reggie

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    We've had all the pish Paddy, Tims, Toms, Raghead and Teen threads and they've all been removed.

    Now it's homophobe time is it??!!?

    Cut out the anti gay remarks or I'll report you lot to the headmaster.
     
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    Reggie, Nov 16, 2011
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    My thoughts exactly. I'd moved onto auto-erotic asphyxiation by that point.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 16, 2011
  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    People don't realise what homophobia really says about them <doh>
     
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    Sam Axe, Nov 16, 2011
  6. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    You hadn't discovered ****ing by 13?
    this is the gayest quote in the whole thread. I started at 12.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 16, 2011

  7. VenomPD

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    Take a joke ya shaft-heater.
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 16, 2011
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What does it say then sword swallower?
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 16, 2011
  9. Sam Axe

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    I was a late bloomer <grr>

    I started at 14
     
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    Sam Axe, Nov 16, 2011
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    At 13 I could knock four out on the trot without a second thought.
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 16, 2011
  11. VenomPD

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    Who was the first guy you gave a ham shandy to?
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 16, 2011
  12. Medro

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    1 football sock round your throat, the other on your tackle.

    Classic technique
     
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    Medro, Nov 16, 2011
  13. Jerel Ifil

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    You probably didn't know it existed until then, you fat ****.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Nov 16, 2011
  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Bollo designed a chokey-**** machine that he was going to patent. The design is lurking in the archives of here somewhere! <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 16, 2011
  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Four priests?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 16, 2011
  16. Medro

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    No ****in **** <laugh>
     
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    Medro, Nov 16, 2011
  17. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Roll up Roll up

    Admit your homosexual tendancies and early pubescent ****ing habits all in one thread. <cool>
     
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    gas, Nov 16, 2011
  18. Reggie

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    I'm gay. Does that mean I have homosexual tendencies, or have I got past that stage?
     
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    Reggie, Nov 16, 2011
  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    So what kind of sexual thoughts were you having at 13 if you couldn't get a boner?

    Just admit it, you pulled the plonker over one of your mates.
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 16, 2011
  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Reggie meet Sam, Sam meet Reggie.
     
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    Ciaran, Nov 16, 2011
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