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  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Monny tags are my faves
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    By a process of logical deduction I’m guessing two bowls of muesli.
     
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    Three Shredded Wheat iirc
     
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  6. monacoger

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    Cheers, mate
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I often confuse Americans and Canadians ... by using long words..
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    :huh:
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Stick a pint glass up his anus:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Available in Liverpool

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    Get one quick before some mopey scouse ****wit nicks them.
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    Can you imagine if they'd used a BAME kid for that funny image. The bobble hatted gammons on here would be melting. <laugh>
     
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    I can't read the small print on the box.
     
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    Oh well, probably best for all concerned if you just end yourself <ok>
     
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    Shut up you old poop
     
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    I might be a bit pissed but the first thing that came to mind was that it would be useful for tracking one’s toddler. When out shopping.
     
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    365663291_1955200094867299_2999753958874751762_n.jpg
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?


    You rocket!
     
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