Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday. He asked: "How old will it get". They told him: "About 300 years". He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies."
I was at a barbeque the other day and the host asked me what I thought about the Vegan ribs that we were eating. I said that they tasted a bit odd and I asked if they were they hard to cook. He said that they weren't, and that the hardest part was catching the vegan.
