The Wi fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of my kids started talking and scared the f*cking **** out of me.
I don't think much of James Bond to be honest ... ... never promoted to 008, can't manage a pint and still hasn't learned how to get a lass's bra off
I went up to Hadrian's Wall to help with some archaeological excavations ... ... couldn't find a hotel and ended up sleeping in digs.