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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Just had the worst day today….
    I paid a carpenter to build us a bespoke double bed and found out he’s done a bunk….
    It’s just one thing on top of another…
     
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    Just asked me dad for a cordless drill. and this is what i got
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    Has anyone else noted the trend where people name their kids stuff they can’t afford:
    Mercedes, Diamond, Chardonnay, Rent, Gas, Electric…
     
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    I have a copy of the 1980 Radio Times if anybody wants to know what's on the BBC this Christmas.
     
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    Nelson was 5’4” tall. His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
    That’s Horatio of 3:1
     
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    I have a new girl friend.
    She works at a factory making wheelie bins.
    Not sure what day to take her out.
     
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    Whoah Black Betty …………
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