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  1. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

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    Kevin Spacey found not guilty on all 9 counts of sexual offences.
     
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    The truth is out there.
     
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    Five blokes in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint.

    Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and tells them:

    “I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."

    "Quattro is just the name of the car," the driver replies in disbelief. "Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons."

    "You cannot pull that one on me. This is Tracey you're talking to here," she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. So I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."

    The driver has had enough and replies angrily, "I've had enough of you. Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

    "Sorry," responds Tracey, "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."
     
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    So sad, a tragic end and so young

    RIP Sinead <rose>
     
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    Wow, So young. The Lion & the Cobra is still one of my most listened to albums.

    RIP
     
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    Such an important woman for music. Really sad.
     
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    I listened to Troy from that album this morning. Her finest work, and she wrote it when she was still a kid. Genius. RIP Sinead
     
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    UFO discussions on Nicky Campbell with apparently credible people confirming a coverup during the congressional hearings.
     
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    A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

    Schwepped her off her feet.
     
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    I took a few polls recently. Nearly 100% of people were a little upset that their tents had fallen down.
     
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    I recently went on a barging holiday. I don't have a boat I just kept pushing people into the canal.
     
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    Reaping the rewards of ripping out the ornamental shrubs and growing something to eat instead. This all going into the double deck steamer with fish, herbs and spices. Four good portions of super tasty, healthy food to be washed down with a crisp white.
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