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    Another owldy :angel:
    Anyone interested in going to the challenge cup final in a helicopter ?
    I'm looking for 2 people to join us. we leave on Saturday morning from Ponteland Airport, have breakfast, watch the match then fly home.
    P.M. if interested . . . . preferably someone with a helicopter and tickets, otherwise we can't go !
     
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    He's obviously aware that smoking can stunt his growth.
     
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    Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences sometimes goes unnoticed.
     
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    I had a T-Shirt in the 80's with the slogan....

    Left School?
    No Job?
    No money?
    Then **** Off.
    Gnat West....The Frank Bank.

    My Mam wouldn't put it on the line outside.
     
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    Found an image of it....

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    Five lads in an Audi Quattro arrived at the ferry checkpoint.

    Blonde Tracey, in her brand new uniform, stops them and says “I can't let you on the ferry. It is illegal to have 5 people in a Quattro. Quattro means four. One of you will have to get out and stay behind."

    "Quattro is just the name of the car" the driver replies in disbelief. "Look at the papers . . . . this car is designed to carry five people."

    "You can't pull that one on me . . . . this is Tracey that you're talking to" she replies with a smile. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car, you are therefore breaking the law, so I can't let you onto the ferry. It's more than my job's worth to let you all on."

    The driver has had enough and replies angrily "I've had enough of you. I want to speak to your supervisor . . . . someone with more intelligence."

    "Sorry" responds Tracey "but Sharon is busy with those two blokes in the Fiat Uno."
     
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