I walked past a bus stop earlier and graffiti on it said Diane is a slapper. I thought how mean thoughtless and inconsiderate that was. No phone number, no email, nothing!!.
I went to a fish restaurant last night and ordered the Octopus. The waiter said, "It takes 4 hours to cook." I replied, "Why?" He said, "Because it keeps turning the gas off!"
I noticed the other week while driving to Robin hoods bay they had 600, 500, 300 and 200yds to the next parking space on the side of the road. Why not just make them all 200 instead of making loads of different signs?
Aye wondered that, never saw one funnily enough the sat nav always seemed to say 200 yds to the next roundabout.
Tipping Point question. "The Bavarian Mountain Hound is what type of animal ?" Contestant answer. "A cat" Mind, it's only easy if you know Cheers, Al
Under new EU law the words Gyppo and pikey are to be classed as hate speech and racist, so they will now be addressed as Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travellers . . . . ****s for short.
Not a patch on the original. https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2023-07-25/police-stop-car-to-find-two-children-in-boot The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth along with some bread, then hugged them all soundly and sent them to bed.
