⚠️BREAKING⚠️ David Moyes is having a medical at West Ham after expressing an interest to sign Harry Maguire!!..
Center Parcs have announced that their sites are now entirely cashless, which is pretty much how you could describe everyone else there within fifteen minutes of arriving.
I was in our local car park when I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss Liverpool" . . . . so I smashed a window, nicked the car radio, and left a note saying "I hope that this helps !"
What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot ? One's a kangaroo and the other is a Jock shouting 'cos he's stuck in a lift !