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Was Jesus Gay?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 14, 2011.

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  1. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Looking at the painting of the last supper, all his disciples looked pissed, but he was in total control.

    Bet the painting 2-3 hours later would have looked completely different

    Plus when Moses parted the red sea, do you think he was just dreaming of going down on his Mrs, whilst she was on her period?

    Will the Church ever accept that the son of god is gay?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 14, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Do you think it was painted in situ?
     
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  3. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    No


    At his house.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 14, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're stupid.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 14, 2011
  5. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Hello me old mucka, ow at, anna seen the for ages
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Nov 14, 2011
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Of course it was. That's how they took photies in them days.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 14, 2011
  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Jesus was an astronaut from a far away galaxy.

    He took a trip on a gemini spacecraft.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Nov 14, 2011
  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    In situ .. I thought the last supper was set in Jerusalem ??
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Considering all European Royal Families claim lineage to JC......I would say yes
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

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    Who can say for sure - but he is most famous for the 'nailing' he recieved. <whistle>...
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 14, 2011

  11. MrWright!

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    I am Jesus and i can safely tell you i am not gay


    NOW BOW DOWN TO ME MOTHERFUCKKERRSS OR I SHALL TELL THE OLD MAN TO SMITE YOU
     
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  12. Jean Bedel Bokassa

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    Jesus was a alien
     
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    Jean Bedel Bokassa, Nov 15, 2011
  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Let's see you lot type this cr@p about Mohammed. Spineless w@nkers.
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 15, 2011
  14. thephatone

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    Jesus gay? You couldent blame him with his parents sexual problems, apparently his mum was so frigid she never put out for poor old joseph!!
     
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    thephatone, Nov 15, 2011
  15. Erik

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    Muhammad was a vegan.
     
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    Erik, Nov 15, 2011
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  17. sycorez

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    No.
     
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    sycorez, Nov 15, 2011
  18. Gorgeous Giorgio

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    I'm offended by this
     
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    Gorgeous Giorgio, Nov 15, 2011
  19. Nazara

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    Jesus was a dinosaur <ok>
     
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    When he was quite old he married a 6 year old and consummated the marriage when she was 9 I think.
     
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