If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing she'd be Whoopie Cushing If Isla Fisher married Barry White she'd be Isla White If Beyonce Knowles married Roy Castle she'd be Beyonce Castle If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she'd be Stevie Shatner Nicks If Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey, she'd be Carrie Oakey
Best man speech “Good luck to the bride and groom on their honeymoon in Wales” “They’re going to Jamaica you idiot” “Oh he just told me he was going to Bangor for two weeks”