That made me laugh. When was the match against Scunny when he missed that open goal? I let my wife sit with my lad and stepson in the family section. They were only young at the time (the boys that is, not my wife). When Harper missed that chance my stepson stated swearing at the top of his voice. Apparently all the family enclosure stopped turned and looked. His mum was embarrassed . He's still the same now when he gets on his play station. He's 25 going on 26. Cannot wait to downsize and sack him off. Bless him.
He was genuinely just a bloke. He couldn't do literally anything well and was painfully slow. I can't believe that he accumulated nearly £2m in transfer fees in his career.
I'm not saying I hated him, but when he announced his retirement, I opened a bottle of 2019 Schrader Oakville Double Diamond Cabernet Sauvignon to celebrate.
FFS. If Tom Ince was utter ****e then he wouldn't have made a record number of appearances for Inter Milan.