A man breaks down on a country road in Ireland. He opens opens the bonnet, looks at the motor, has no idea what the problem is. Then he hears a voice "Check the alternator. " Where on earth did that voice come from? he wonders. He looks round and in the paddock are two horses, one white and one black. The white one says "Check the alternator" He thinks he's going mad but looks at the alternator and sure enough there is a loose connection. He tightens it, jumps in his car, starts the engine and races off to the next village feeling very unsettled. He goes straight to the first pub he sees, orders a pint and 2 whiskies and downs them fast. The barman asks, 'Are you alright buddy? Why so shaken? So the man tells what happened and asks 'Am I going bonkers?' 'Not at all, more like blessed' comes the reply. 'What do you mean?' Barman says, 'You were lucky it wasn't the black horse who spoke, he knows nothing about cars.'
