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JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by swimaway, Jun 18, 2011.

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    That's almost as funny as Duggie's version above....:)
     
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    If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing she'd be Whoopie Cushing
    If Isla Fisher married Barry White she'd be Isla White
    If Beyonce Knowles married Roy Castle she'd be Beyonce Castle
    If William Shatner married Stevie Nicks, she'd be Stevie Shatner Nicks
    If Carrie Fisher married Phil Oakey, she'd be Carrie Oakey
     
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    Can’t have too much of a good thing. :)
     
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    I got mugged by six dwarves last night.

    ..................Not Happy
     
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    Best man speech

    “Good luck to the bride and groom on their honeymoon in Wales”
    “They’re going to Jamaica you idiot”
    “Oh he just told me he was going to Bangor for two weeks”
     
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