I'm starting a new job as a bell ringer at the local church on Monday. I'm going in tomorrow, so that they can show me the ropes !
I've been waiting f*cking ages in this pub for our lass come pick me up. How long does it take to have a baby for f*cks sake?
I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on ?' I said 'Not at all' He said 'Kiss ?' I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'
Fuming!, Woke up this morning with a hangover from hell to the racket of the council cutting the grass. I was going to get up, but then I thought f*ck it, they can mow round me.
I drank two cans of Stella on the bus, the dirty looks and abuse I got was mad. I got my own back on one gobshite, I didn't stop at her stop.