Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

I'm starting a new job as a bell ringer at the local church on Monday.

I'm going in tomorrow, so that they can show me the ropes !

 

He'll be knackered in a minute . . . .

 

I've been waiting f*cking ages in this pub for our lass come pick me up.
How long does it take to have a baby for f*cks sake?

 

Yesterday was a great day . . . . I got to see my nephew graduate with an MS in Computer Science

 

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on ?'

I said 'Not at all'

He said 'Kiss ?'

I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'

 

Fuming!, Woke up this morning with a hangover from hell to the racket of the council cutting the grass.
I was going to get up, but then I thought f*ck it, they can mow round me.

 

I drank two cans of Stella on the bus, the dirty looks and abuse I got was mad. I got my own back on one gobshite, I didn't stop at her stop.