It was a little dig at Shearer. Saw it on my phone and chuckled but when I uploaded it onto a bigger screen didnt resemble him hence the deletion.
Just managed to achieve my personal best of holding my breath underwater for an incredible 8 minutes and 42 seconds. It all started in the swimming pool when a woman shouted out to her husband "That's the dirty b*stard him, over there!
My fat ugly wife tied me to the bed posts last night. Unable to move, I could do nothing to stop her slowly stripping down to her bra and pants in front of me. She knelt on the bed, between my thighs and said "Ok big boy, what would you like me to take off next?" "My glasses, please." I whimpered.