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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I was walking along the high street with my wife today when she suddenly stopped and said, "Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?"
    "Of course not." I replied.
    "So why the balaclava then?" she asked.
    I said, "It's in fashion."
    "Really?" she said, "Do you see any other women wearing one?"
     
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    It's weird, if you scream in the middle of a supermarket everyone thinks you've lost the plot but if you do it on a plane everyone joins in.
     
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    Perfect for your little camper-mates :emoticon-0100-smile
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    Ex Watford managers gather to watch Elton

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    I bought a new ipad in the pub earlier . . . . it's taking fecking ages to load :emoticon-0112-wonde

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    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

    A human hair can hold 3kg.

    The size of a penis is three times the length of the thumb.

    The femur is as hard as concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    Women blink 2 times as much as men.

    We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.

    A woman has read this entire text, and a man is still looking at his thumb
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    I was telling my mate that my wife has a weird habit of licking my balls.
    He said, " That's not weird. I wish my wife would do that."
    I said, " I didn't know you played golf."
     
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    I’m very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I’ve got twelve fridges..
     
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