Elton John rang me and asked if I wanted to buy a Rolls Royce? I said “What reg?” He said “DO YOU WANT TO BUY A ROLLS ROYCE?!!”
Dead Penguins - I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." You really didn't believe that I knew anything about fecking penguins, did you?
Irish pal, I know a bit about mating for life, been shagg’n Minxy of Peterbrough ever since Clingon was found wanting! Masky
My wife left me. She says my life revolves around football and she’s sick of it. I am quite upset, we were together for 9 seasons.
I noticed Clingon gave a ‘like’ to this (rightly so), but again not to the one above posted by Masky.....surprised me that! Masky
