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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by remembercolinlee, Feb 1, 2017.

  1. Alfie Conn

    Alfie Conn Well-Known Member

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    Pace you say ?
     
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  2. Toonitus

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    Expect some bad news gentlemen :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    The boob reduction go wrong?
     
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  4. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Your owners are beheading some more children for protesting?
     
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  5. The RDBD

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    Only if your surname is Khashoggi.
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's not but if Tottenham fans are anyone I'd say Stockton Rush.
     
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  7. The RDBD

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    I guess medical tech can reduce the size
    of a t*t, but even a reduced t*t is still a big t*t.
     
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  8. Citizen Kane.

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    Pump it into my veins.
     
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  9. Alfie Conn

    Alfie Conn Well-Known Member

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    There are lots of videos for Vicario doing the rounds atm , great shot stopper but not much on the basics , boring as it is I like to see how a keeper dominates his area , communications with the defenders and importantly for the new era his ball distribution
    Obviously I hope the club have done the homework and this is a Postecoglou buy and not Levy doing a Google search of cheapish keepers
     
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  10. humanbeingincroydon

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    Vulture Watch

    Having previously gone through teams who had dropped out of the top flight in England, Spain, Germany, Italy and France (and, because I was feeling generous, Holland and Portugal), today I'll be looking at teams who missed out on European football so might either have players itching to leave or a sudden need to reduce their wage bills

    Bologna
    Riccardo Orsolini (RW, 26yo, Italy, contracted until 2024)
    Lewis Ferguson (CM, 23yo, Scotland, contracted until 2026 with an option for another year)
    Stefan Posch (CB/RB, 26yo, Austria...oh FFS, he just joined them after being on loan from Hoffenheim)
    Musa Barrow (LW, 24yo, Gambia, contracted until 2025)

    Celta Vigo
    Gabri Veiga (CM, 21yo, Spain, contracted until 2026)

    Chelsea
    Mateo Kovacic (CM, 29yo, Croatia...oh FFS, he's off to The Sheikh Mansour Team)
    Noni Madueke (RW, 21yo, England, contracted to...FFS, 2030)
    Ngolo Kante (CM, 32yo, France...oh FFS, he's off to the Saudi Blood Money League)
    Conor Gallagher (CM, 23yo, England, contracted until 2025 - and we were linked with him in the last week or so)

    Fiorentina
    Sofyan Amrabat (DM/CM, 26yo, Morocco, contracted until 2024 with an option of a further year)
    Nikola Milenkovic CB, 25yo, Serbia, contracted until 2027 - and a mainstay of our transfer rumours for three years)
    Aleksa Terzic (LB, 23yo, Serbia, contracted until 2024)
    Nicolas Gonzalez (LW, 25yo, Argentina, contracted until 2026)
    Luka Jovic (CF, 25yo, Serbia, contracted until 2024...with a ****ton of contract jiggery pokery thanks to Los Ladrones)

    Hoffenheim
    Angelino (LWB, 26yo, Spain...oh FFS, he's on loan from Monster Energy Dusseldorf)

    Lyon
    Maxence Caqueret (DM, 23yo, France, contracted until 2027 - and linked with us in the last couple of weeks)
    Rayan Cherki (AM, 19yo, France, contracted until 2025)
    Houssem Aouar (CM, 24yo, France...oh FFS, he's joined Roma on a free)
    Castello Lukeba (CB, 20yo, France, contracted until 2025)
    Moussa Dembele (CF, 28yo, France, out of contract)

    Monaco
    Breel Embolo (CF, 26yo, Switzerland, contracted until 2026)
    Caio Henrique (LB, 25yo, Brazil, contracted until 2027)

    Nice
    Jean-Clair Todibo (CB, 23yo, France, contracted until 2027)
    Khephren Thuram (DM, 22yo, France, contracted until 2025 - and having his dad around might be useful)

    Sassuolo
    Domenico Berardi (RW, 28yo, Italy, contracted until 2027)
    Kristian Thorstvedt (CM, 24yo, Norway, contracted until 2027 - and there is no other reason why I mentioned him...)
    Armand Lauriente (LW, 24yo, France, contracted until 2027)

    Torino
    Antonio Sanabria (CF, 27yo, Paraguay, contracted until 2025)
    Karol Linetty (CM, 28yo, Poland, contracted until 2024)
    Nikolo Vlasic (AM, 25yo, Croatia...oh FFS, he's on loan from Wet Spam)

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Moving swiftly on...

    Udinese
    Destiny Udogie (LWB, 20yo, Italy...oh wait, we already signed him)
    Lazar Samadzic (CM, 21yo, Serbia, contracted until 2026)

    Valencia
    Giorgi Mamardashvili (GK, 22yo, Georgia, contracted until 2027)
    Justin Kluivert (LW, 24yo...oh FFS, he's on loan from Roma)
    Andre Almeida (CM/AM, 23yo, Portugal, contracted until 2028)
    Ilaix Moriba (CM, 20yo, Guinea...FFS, he's on loan from Monster Energy Dusseldorf)

    Werder Bremen
    Milos Vejlkovic (CB, 27yo, Serbia, contracted until 2025 - would also mean an academy graduate played for us at some point...)

    Wolfsburg
    Mickey van de ven (CB, 22yo, Holland, contracted until 2027 - and funny you should mention him...)
    Maxence Lacroix (CB, 23yo, France, contracted until 2025 - and weren't we linked with him a year or two ago?)
    Felix Nmecha (CM, 22yo, England, contracted to 2025 - also counts as HG, as he came through the Mansourite academy)
    Jonas Wind (CF, 24yo, Denmark, contracted until 2026)
     
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  11. humanbeingincroydon

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    Vicario Watch

    Him and his agent are either about to launch their Sparks tribute act, or we need to warm up the sirens

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    Football BSider claim that Aymeric Laporte doesn't want to join us

    It is worth mentioning the article also calls us "Tottenham Hotspurs" in the ****ing banner headline...
     
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  13. humanbeingincroydon

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    van de Ven Watch
    Alex Young at the Standard claims that Wolfsburg are willing to listen to offers of £26m

    Cue the UKIPpers screaming about how we "must" pay at least £40m for him...
     
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    Those always-reliable Turkish sources claim we've offered Ivan Perisic to Fenerbahce for £0.00

    I mean, if they want Perisic so bad, would they consider lowering the asking price for Arda Guler...?
     
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  15. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Romano said Vicario is in England to complete medical.

    There were photos earlier of Spurs staff at Stansted waiting with Vicario’s agent.

    John Percy also reckons we’ll make our first bid for Maddison soon.
     
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  16. humanbeingincroydon

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    Plane Guy is back!!!

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  17. humanbeingincroydon

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    Odd rumour I spotted somewhere: one Italian source (TBH can't remember which, but let's say no higher than Tier 3) claimed that because Inter won't be signing Vicario due to a slight case of him joining us, they'll be looking to replace Andre Onana with Hugo

    Certainly would not begrudge Hugo a couple of years in Serie A to run down the clock
     
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  18. Alfie Conn

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    Maddison reported to have agreed personal terms , stand by for the signing of someone that Danny Rose will have to Google
     
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    This could be a hugely important deal and I hope it goes through. He has had his fair share of injury problems and also comes across as a bit of a knobhead, but we've been crying out for a player of this profile since Eriksen left. He doesn't have the same ability with long balls but it is the threading the middle and final thirds that is so important. Until now we've been overly reliant on useless wing-backs and a combo of Kane and Bentancur to do this, so it all fell on Kane's shoulders after the latter got injured.

    New GK, Maddison and a new CB and that's a very satisfactory window imo, IF we shift at least 5-6 in the opposite direction.
     
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  20. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Romano also saying Maddison talks are advancing with personal terms agreed. Levy wants to get the deal done asap.

    Whilst John Percy is linking Leicester with Winks but it’d be a separate deal to anything potentially regarding Maddison.
     
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