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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 21, 2023.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'd love to see it for myself. Well, probably not now!
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    There you go

    Put it on a 55 inch switch the lights off, sit really close and you'll get the same experience just without being crushed to death by pressure.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Don't feel much for the old billionaires who bit the dust. They enjoyed a life I could only dream of.

    But I think that young lad who was taken with his Dad is a bit sad. Was just on his holidays, probably wanted to do something better and died crushed to death.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "Honestly dad, it's just a rusty old wreck. I don't wanna go!"
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    That is incredible to be fair...if it floats yer boat :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Now, back to painting my decking. Ah well...
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    A load of old scrap .... if there were skeletons still wearing clothes everywhere it would be interesting but unfortunately not even the bones survive down there.
     
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  8. Consett Mag

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    Feel for their families. They had bottle to do what they did mind.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The spirit of adventure. And the risks that come with it.
     
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    They basically went from conversations surrounding their excitement to what it was like before they were born instantly.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Isn’t this ironic. Sad. But ironic. Almost poetic.
     
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    Sounds like they died instantly at least.

    I wouldn't wish knowing you only had a couple hours oxygen left then you suffocate on anyone.

























    Apart from Mike Ashley.
     
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    Amazon is moderating bad taste reviews of game controller used in Titan sub.

    Amazon has begun moderating the reviews section of the now infamous games controller used to control the missing Titan sub.

    As news of the missing sub spread earlier this week, bad taste reviews began to appear on the shopping giant’s page for the Logitech F710 controller.

    Users posted about the controller "not being good at steering a submarine" and "losing signal in the ocean".
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I'll start a whip round so we can finally give Mike Ashley a nice farewell gift.
     
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  17. ToonArmy1892

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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s tragic but still can’t believe anyone would want to do what they did.

    Having said that I can’t step foot in lifts.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    You still subject to that injunction? Thought you had managed to explain how Zippergate had affected you?
     
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