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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Jun 21, 2023.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I blame the captain of the Titanic for this. If he'd seen that damned iceberg in the first place the ship wouldn't have sank, and no one would try to visit it over 100 years later. If I was in the Titan right now, I'd strangle the others, that oxygen would be mine.
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'd let a nasty one rip and die smiling.
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Another billionaires play thing. Couldn’t give a ****
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Generally, billionaire's aren't mugs. Apart from this one for going down in that tub.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Please leave the thread at the nearest exit...>>>
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Unlike those billionaires…… :bandit:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Don't worry anyway lads...they are as good as dead.
     
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  8. JakartaToon

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    I reckon it will turn out the elder Dawood had been stealing from one of his trusts or company pension fund and it’s all an elaborate ruse to fake his death. He made his son go onboard in case they ever recover bodies for DNA testing.

    He is already living it up in the Bahamas.
     
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    Ooo, I like a good conspiracy!
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    With a 110-year-old Robert Maxwell?
     
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    They are gonners now like, wouldn't like to be the person who opens it if they find it.
     
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    Good luck trying to open it
    It’ll be the size of a sardine tin
     
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

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    I think they were supposed to die about 2pm today, so in literally 4 minutes.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    This is the waver they had to sign before getting on board apparently:

    "This experimental vessel has not been approved or certified by any regulatory body, and could result in physical injury, emotional trauma, or death."
     
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    These ****ers are dead... If it was me or you they'd have said oh well ..... what a waste of money sending the military.

    I mean I feel sorry for their families and what they've endured but seriously they were dead the second they lost contact.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Any truth in the rumour that Gazza has arrived at the search area to lend a hand?
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The noises heard from the ocean was the sound of Davy Jones' locker opening and closing five times...
     
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    These ****ers could have paid me 250k and they'd still be alive.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Its a shame that billionaire fat cu*t mike ashley doesnt have a fascination with Titanic.
     
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    I don't get it anyway ... you can see pictures for free on Google.
     
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