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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    ****, she only asked to borrow a cup of sugar.
     
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    They take the Blind Man's Bluff games seriously there don't they.
     
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    That's bizarre. They are getting clouted by a stick that is clearly having no real impact, and they still snatch it and try to use it on their opponent, as if somehow they can wave a sponge stick to more effect. <doh>
     
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    I'm impressed by the effort.<laugh>
     
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  8. rovertiger

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    Looks different for real. <laugh>
     
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    I've long campaigned against polygamous relationships on numerous grounds.

    Here's how the harem decide who's spending Friday night with hubby...
     
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    Happy birthday Rover, unusual selection of cock rings there, who bought you them? :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  11. rovertiger

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    Thank ya mate.

    Unfortunately, they don't do them in my xxxl size. <cheers>
     
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    3-2-1 you're back in the room. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I don't know if i'm off kilter, but I had 'batman' in mind. :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.

    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL

    HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

    "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
     
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    Pmsl last time I saw this a while back. <laugh>
     
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