Right I’m bored which is never good. Whilst have a chat yesterday with someone new, I was asked a really stupid question. So I thought I would start this thread. What is the most stupid question you have every been asked, witnessed or watched via media. The only rule is it has to be from an adult not a child! entertain me people!
Should we sell our top scorer from last season for a paltry, in footballing terms, four million quid. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Last summer my missus and I were preparing for a bbq. She told me I need to go out and get some coal. No need I said, there's some in the garage from last year. Oh that'll be out of date by now she said
My Warehouse Manager last-night asking me if I wanted an extra shift Today(Rest Day)... Answer:- Don't ask stupid questions Jamie
I'm walking through Salisbury at night when approached by an American tourist who politely asked me the way to the Cathedral. Salisbury cathedral has a spire 404 feet (or 123 metres) high which was floodlit and clearly visible over the roofs of nearby houses. It looked like a medieval Saturn V rocket from where the tourist and I were standing. "Over there" says I, almost lost for words.
My old man, a thousand years ago now it seems, ex trawerman. He was playing snooker, and surprisingly not bad, was asked by his opponent if he practised at sea. For me, any online customer satisfaction survey
In New York years ago and me and the family went on the ferry to have a butchers at The Statue of Liberty. I’m chatting away to my lad when a well heeled American woman, who was sat next to us, asked where I was from because she’d never heard an accent like mine before. I told her was from England, to which she replied’ ‘ Oh really, and what language do you speak?’ I **** you not.
When people used to come into the pub I worked at 20 odd years ago, with menus on every table, me stood there in chefs whites and they'd ask if we're doing food......no son, i'm just playing dress up you div
Years ago a friend complemented a guy we met skiing on his command of English. Asked him where he was from. Durban South Africa was the reply. Rightio she said which African country…Cringe
Or most recently when my wife asked me why I was cheering when Pboro scored in extra time vs Wednesday, she wanted to know why I didn't want them to win as we live in Sheffield with most of my friends supporting Weds too. Still doesn't get it.....
I have a genuine question? Anyone know where I can purchase chickens from. I have used places in/near hedon in the past. More looking around the west hull villages. Yes...actual chickens that lay eggs.
Was standing at spurn point with my wife years ago and she asked me what the town was at the other side of the water. I said Copenhagen for a laugh. She said (in front of a large group) “we’ll why don’t they do a ferry to Copenhagen if it’s just over there?”. I got blanked for days after I told her the truth…
A few seasons ago, literally outside the turnstiles at Glanford Park, a City fan cheekily asked the Scunny car park steward "excuse me mate, where's the ground?", to which every City fan in the vicinity pissed themselves laughing. Said steward then went into an almighty rage "at least we own it, it's not a council pitch like yours etc..." May have seemed a stupid question.... but 100% got the response it was after !!
Stil gets brought up this one even now nearly 40 years later in a pub in town and Pete burns is on the tv singing you spin me round record finishes and there’s about ten of us out All goes quiet And one of us says I wonder what he’s done to his eye he ****ing hates it still if anyone mentions it not that I ever do…
Somebody once came up to me and said. 'Excuse me, do you know where Clifford Street is?' I said. 'No. Sorry. No idea.' He said, 'Well you go up there, turn left and its the third street on the right.'
