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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Some definitions to help people navigate Twitter..

    Pilot... in your dreams
    Family man... will want a date, not fussy who with
    Single... married
    Quiet lady... slag
    Looking for soul mate... scammer
    Elon Musk... not Elon Musk
    Keanu Reaves.. seen a film of his once
    No porn... porn
     
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    This is actually the second time I've seen my gp in a fortnight .
    Last time I had to drop my trousers so he could see my problem.
    He wasn't keen to look and just walked off, pushing his trolley.
    The woman at the Deli counter was very nice though and googled it for me
     
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    Is that the Big salad?
     
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    At least we know how you make your money now !
     
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    It’ll be blue-veined organzola next…
     
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    Thinking of cuminbert first
     
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