SEX AFTER DEATH!!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can you hear me?" "Is that you, Frank?" "Yes, I've come back as we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?" "No -- I'm a f*cking rabbit somewhere in Scotland"
Ange Postecoglu has promised to bring Champions League football to White Hart Lane. He aims to have BT Sport installed by September !
I got sent out of class today at school for being too sarcastic. The teacher yelled at me, "What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, "Hello?"
Caught my son masturbating to a porno me and his mam had made. I was absolutely disgusted. I didn't even know he liked fat women
