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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking

    slow down and use some lubricant
     
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    0ba07bf4-a0be-446e-a84e-a268253729d1.jpeg I thought the prize was limited to a slot on the Royal Variety Performance.
     
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    An old man gets on a bus. There are no Seats so he stands and leans on his walking stick for support. The bus brakes suddenly at one stage and he slips. A young man sitting in a seat next to him says, " Hey Mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that would not have happened"..The old man replies" If your Father had taken the same advice I would have a fecking Seat.
     
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    I have never lied on my cv when applying for a job. Now I'm almost 40 and still have a **** job
     
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