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    I nodded off over an Indian meal last night.

    I was asleep as soon as my head touched the pilau.
     
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    Ygolohcysp..

    Now that's what I call reverse psychology.
     
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    My partner said last night, "Come into the bedroom and I'll put on that black lace number."

    I said, "No thanks, I can't stand Agadoo!"
     
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    An old man gets on a bus. There are no Seats so he stands and leans on his walking stick for support. The bus brakes suddenly at one stage and he slips. A young man sitting in a seat next to him says, " Hey Mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that would not have happened"..The old man replies" If your Father had taken the same advice I would have a fecking Seat.
     
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