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    I just put vodka in my petrol lawnmower as it was cheaper than petrol. Now my grass is half cut
     
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    English lesson…

    Tsunami - T is silent
    Psychology - P is silent
    Knife - K is silent
    Honest - H is silent
    Wife - Husband is silent
     
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    My wife bet me £10 that I couldn't do a Butterfly impression.... I thought, that's got to be worth a little flutter
     
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    Be careful buying stuff on ebay. I ordered a Puffer fish....... and they sent me a Haddock with Asthma.
     
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    A mate was going on holiday to Spain and doesn't have that much luck with the ladies and asked what he could do to improve his chances, I said 'when you've got your Speedos on pop a couple of jersey royals into them you'll be amazed at the glances from the ladies and should be onto a winner oh and take a couple of pictures and show me when you're back'.....on returning I said ' well all systems go then'...not really he replied and showed me the pictures I said FFS you where supposed to put them in the front '
     
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    I nodded off over an Indian meal last night.

    I was asleep as soon as my head touched the pilau.
     
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    Ygolohcysp..

    Now that's what I call reverse psychology.
     
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    My partner said last night, "Come into the bedroom and I'll put on that black lace number."

    I said, "No thanks, I can't stand Agadoo!"
     
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