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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    He's a gifted comic but you wait a long time until he makes a joke , but it usually circles back to something he said 30 minutes before.
    It's intellectual material or pretentious.

    If you get it like me you're clever
     
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    Tramadol Nights was Boyle not Lee
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    It was ****, plain and simple.
     
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  4. DMD

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    He perhaps writes to mirror his target audience?
     
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    Yup, he's an unfunny ginger ****er basically.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    You're a ****ing crude ****.
     
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  8. DMD

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    He's also going to disappoint any woman he should ever end up intimate with if he thinks that's big.
     
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    Backing out. " not technically wrong" = right. Brexitard speak.
     
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  10. Bwood_Ranger

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    A wall would get bored of having a football kicked against it quicker than what you’ve let yourself in for.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Way to mispronoun her you bigot
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I was going to go full Chad (capital c) & eat the seaweed & the other sea fruits but just bit a few seaweed strands .
    The oyster would probably destroy my sphincter

    ****ing slopes
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

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    Well that’s bollocks designed to fool very, very stupid people.
     
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    Job done!
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

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    I said it, so it could be a man oyster or a trans oyster (Shemussel)
     
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  20. Bwood_Ranger

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    The Michelle Mone money could have probably helped here. Oh well. Good morning anyway.

     
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