If I were United i'd go for Kane rather than Osimhen. Kane is PL proven and would probably be £40m cheaper. Osimhen is younger but at £130m is a huge risk.
Winston Bogarde must take the crown. Or Torres. Or, to stay on the Liverpool theme, Alberto Aquilani, who arrived, was injured for a year, during which time the kop fans nicknamed him "Aquaman" like, dont make up a nickname for a player that hasnt even played for you yet guys, thats cringe as ****.
There used to be someone posting who lived in Italy at the time we signed and he gave us an in depth report on him which included the fact that some Roma fans referred to him as the "Glassman" which you should given the club a hint about his reliability .
Who was the bloke that Souness got suckered into signing and he'd never played professional football before, lasted about 30 secs before being subbed forever Anyway for us I give you Bebe
I remember that, Ali Dia was his name, someone rang Souness pretending to be George Weah and said "you should sign my cousin, he is really good" and it was just some random geezer who played for a non league team in Northumberland
That's the one. I remember Souness talking about it once and said something like, I noticed he looked a bit off in training
lol Just read the guys wikipedia page, Souness signed him for Southampton on a months contract, then subbed him on in a PL game against Leeds, he was on the pitch for 32 minutes, then subbed off again Matt Le Tissier was like "Who the **** is this clown" and described him as "Bambi on ice"
