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  1. boxheed

    boxheed Well-Known Member

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    There’s actually courses that you can go on for that
    Unfortunately they don’t give directions to where it is, just a series of clues
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Aren’t they called “Where’s Wally?”
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    I think he's the one in red and white at the Stadium of Light.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I’ll pay you in Bintang mate like I said.
    Oh and you missed off tour guide… :)
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Is that a typo Jak?
     
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  6. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I can't help
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Can't you fix it for him?
     
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  8. Dr Van Helsing

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    I can help you ... all you need is the secret formula that's allowed me to turn a 9-5 salary into a 7 figure bank balance without even getting out of bed.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    You're a porn star?
     
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  10. brb

    brb CR250

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    Is that before or after tax?
     
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  11. Dr Van Helsing

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    Well I wouldn't want to sell my short buy I'll accept either tbh.
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Important point.

    <cheers>
     
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  13. brb

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    It's not so impressive after deductions.
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    The higher tax rates I'll have to factor into bonuses.
     
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  15. brb

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    Europa League Final on BT mate. <ok>
     
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  16. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Male Gigolo?
     
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  18. QWOP

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    Don't bother working. Move to Jarra and apply for that universal basic income! 1600 per month to do bugger all. Only downside is you'll have to move to Jarra!
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And blow all your universal credit on vapes, cheap beer, and takeaway pizzas while claiming hard up. Job is a good 'un (apart from having to live in jarra).
     
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  20. boxheed

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    Get it right, it says central Jarra ( wherever that is)
    There are some canny places in other parts
     
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