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  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Really easy and well paid? That's a pretty sweet combination, I think you'd struggle to find a job like that....unless you're Sam Allardyce of course, he just started a job that only lasted 3 weeks, was total dogshit at it, and he's going to get paid a **** tonne for it. Therefore my advice is get grossly fat and take bribes.
     
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  2. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    I highly recommend Project Management. Look at me, writing on a football forum instead of working <laugh>
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    To get an easy job that pays well you need to go to university. Then join a company which makes you some form of advisor, sales analyst or something.

    These people do nothing, sometimes they bop around the world on the company dime doing nothing productive.

    Oil companies are especially guilty of hiring for too many people who do not work at all and receive a good wage.
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    They make us consultants do the work while they go off on conference and field trip jollies.
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    In-country logistics manager and driver for Chippy’s company is quite an easy role but doesn’t pay well.
     
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  6. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    What are you classing as paid well?
    Fire service?
     
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  7. Howe's about that then?

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    I was with you til the golf
     
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  8. Dr Van Helsing

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    200 k a year
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Striker for Man City is easy
     
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Make your own business. The only way to make big money fast.
     
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  11. Dr Van Helsing

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    Screenshot banking
     
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  12. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    I don’t suggest you go into bookmaking with the amount of bets you lose <laugh>
     
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, he's already millions in debt on that one.
     
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  14. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I win quite a few had a few people named Munson owns fosse across different boards last season
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    You could sell those little toy cars that have a key you wind to power them up.

    Then you could be an official Wind Up Merchant. <cheers>
     
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  16. Dr Van Helsing

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    Too much work
     
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    Affiliate marketing. Get TikTok and search for it.
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    IMG_1495.gif
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I've always thought being a private investigator would be a bad ass job

    genuine people have that as a career and I've no idea how they even get into that line of work.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    They just put an ad on gumtree and in yellow pages and say they are a PI
     
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