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  1. Doc.

    Doc. Well-Known Member

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    I don't suppose anyone knows where you can find a job that's really easy and you get paid well for it .

    Please list some suggestions because I'm taking a leap once again.
     
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    Doc., May 30, 2023
  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Teacher
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    Or Premier League Manager.

    Excellent redundancy package.
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Think its been proven you're unemployable mate.
     
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  5. Doc.

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    I'm working two jobs so I'm trying to get ideas on an easy one where I can just do things like take screenshots
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 30, 2023
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  7. Doc.

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    I'd be excellent in that role.
     
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    Doc., May 30, 2023
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    There's an opening on the Man City board

    population: 2
     
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    Welshie, May 30, 2023
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I’m sure he could start an argument there
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, May 30, 2023
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  11. Doc.

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    Make that 0 the minute I'm employed
     
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    Doc., May 30, 2023
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Brown bread baker.
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Pays lousy.Well, it’s okay but Chippy keeps most of it for himself……

    :(
     
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  14. Doc.

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    I've been thinking of becoming one of those guys that makes a video showing people that you be rich like me simply by giving me £25 pounds for a secret formula.
     
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    Doc., May 30, 2023
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This is far better than working for a living. Do what that Andrew Tate guy is doing, you'll be rolling in it.
     
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  16. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    Sales directors.

    Travel the globe, get paid to stay away, and send pics of pints of beer to mates. (Please note every single pint pic is full and never drank) <whistle>
     
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    Hamish McMagdad, May 30, 2023
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  17. Doc.

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    I've uncovered a secret formula and you can to
     
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  18. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    Andrew Tate is away to prison for rape isn't he?
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Care to divulge or is it really a secret?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 30, 2023
  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Good point.
     
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