https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-update-after-two-men-8467567 Gald it all sorted itself out for you Vern... I always knew you had no involvement. Welcome back old shag.
Thanks Orange. You are a pal. Since I got to know you I now always look out for the Rochdale results.
Vern is confined to the basement. His mum has to go down there once a week to change his sheets. She wears a hazmat suit
Just being watching the play off final and there were some seriously attractive women in the Barnsley end.
I have just returned from a few days in Alicante. Whilst enjoying breakfast I noticed a brit wandering about on the beach with a metal detector. He was looking for change on the beach. I tried to engage him in conversation but he was bad mannered and rude. Not to be put off I returned to the beach later that evening while dark and made a shallow trough in the sand. I laid a soft Richard the Third in the trench and dropped in a few coppers before covering over the aforementioned turd. I took up my seat the next morning and he appeared with the metal detector. How I laughed when he detected metal and dropped to his knees to uncover the turd which was the size of King Kong's middle finger. Nothing like a bit of Karma.